Draw your own collisions

So you were riding along the road then the easter egg that grew on your left pedal crumbled causing you to unclip and fall off your fixeh in the velodrome which luckily meant you landed in the saddle of your bmx horizontally, you time travelled to the 50's where you ended up a woman whilst in a stop-animation parralell universe you had cracked your head open but...I got bored

I guess you missed the self-deprication, or, granted, it might not have been successfull.

Cheeers,