Critical Mass London: last friday of the month South Bank by National Theatre, 6.30pm

Acting like a bunch of twats, jumping all the lights, having a go at a motorist for rightfully going through a green light and all sorts of other shit.

The response "Its critical mass!!!"

Like I give a shit. Stop acting like antisocial knobs.

Fair enough. The point of critical mass is to reclaim the streets from motorists. For one evening a month. It's not even that disruptive in London as it's not that big. But yeah, it is pretty anti social, but it's a form of protest really, and if it doesn't tread on people's toes it's pretty pointless.

The whole mass arrest thing... I don't know. You can't go out looking to disrupt things on a night like that and be surprised if the coppers clamp down hard.