Light skinny tube FG/SS frames?

That frame in their small size is 2kg.

It's possible to get it ultralight, but pointless as it have little impact on performance, only the illusion that you're going faster due to having a lighter bike.

I know. I'm not doing it to go faster. I'm doing it to get more chicks. No man with a <6kg bike ever goes home alone on a Friday night. Right?