Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

the paint job on this is actually loads of pictures of women with there baps out and lezzing off. not posting in here cos possibly nsfw but here is a link to the pedalroom http://www.pedalroom.com/bike/bianchi-mega-pro-lussuria-10272

I implore everyone to look at these photos. My observations:

• On the first photo I looked at I was confronted by clear view of a lady's Mrs Mimsy;
  
• On the next photo I think I saw a lady kissing a fellow's unit;
  
• The same photo reveals an act of raw genius. Please check the owner's solution for hiding the downtube boss;
  
• The back of the headtube has a free-floating lady's gob, reminding me of David Cronenberg's cult 1983 body horror Videodrome, obviously starring James Woods and singer Deborah Harry. Specifically the bit where the telly is a lady's mouth.
  
  

I almost admire the work that's been put into the frame (although I'd rather stare directly into the sun than own it) but the build is stratospherically shit.