We have a selection of iPads at work, secured to a display stand type of thing by cable locks so they can't get nicked, and in a relatively public area. They have apps on to demonstrate company stuff, so although they aren't connected to the internet they get used quite a lot.
Somebody keeps using them to take pictures of their cock. They have never been caught, but the pictures are all taken during the day, and the cable locks mean that the pictures absolutely have to be taken in that area.
Another case for Sherlock.
That was me. Do I get a prize?