For Sale: Ecclesiastical Conveyance

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  • For Sale: Pope Trolley

    Enough room for 1 pope (seated) and a couple or altar boys (kneeling)

    Only one elderly, lightweight ex-nazi user.

    Looking for €666

    Also, selection of hats

    Won't be splitting

  • TT measurement? Potentially interested...

  • brakless too

  • lolz

  • sweet wheels
    why is seb coe pushing ?
    was that part of the olympic bid conditions ?

  • Dibs...

    PM me your Papal address.

  • Dibs...

    PM me your Papal address.

    Ha!

    *claps

  • Is this Davros' Sunday best ride?

  • Is Richard Gere included in the sale?

  • if the price includes VAT i can pay today

  • Also, selection of hats

    Won't be splitting
    Drat, I only wanted the one. Mitre known it'd be just my luck.

  • 666 euros.....devilish high price....for a *used *pope

  • Ctc?

  • oh noes i think i might just have nerged jimbionioc by mistake
    how do i reverse my nerg into a +ve

  • *May contain horse meat.

  • oh noes i think i might just have nerged jimbionioc by mistake
    how do i reverse my nerg into a +ve

    Pray.

  • That is heavenly!

    I've been calling the Pope' s phone number all day- VAT69, to check out the authenticity.

    Did you know that when the Priests etc do the sign of the cross at you it means-

    the upward stroke= I told you once
    The downward stroke= I told you twice
    The sweep from the left & going to the right= Now piss off!

    Of course when one does it on oneself it's-
    Up= spectacles
    Down=testicles
    Left=wallet
    Right=watch

    God speed chaps!

  • I have now sold this for 2 pallets of corned beef.

  • Drat! Really wanted this...keep me in mind if buyer pulls out, falls off or has no-one to push it!

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For Sale: Ecclesiastical Conveyance

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