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Hi OSR. Now, how shall I put this?

Well, if I had said Hi, I might also have felt obliged to point out the your name could equally well me OldShortsRacer. If you find an understanding colleague, bend forward in front of him or her while in your cycling gear and ask him or her to count the number of vertical seams visible in your shorts. There is more than one.

Are these the same shorts that are translucent and reveal his butt crack to the world?