• Never mind the bars angle, or the orange wire holding the bike up, the decal on that blb bike is fucking horrendous.

    I don't think its wire I think they are front facing lazers, lights are just soooo last year and a bit too mainstream to have any real cool credentials. The one pointing down provides a perfect tracking line for the front wheel so you can perfectly kissing the apex of each corner and makes the rider of this low pro look oh so pro.

    You can also upload gps trails to it, like an early stage prototype for bike autopilot, have you seen how long the calling out bad cyclists thread is? This is the future, as you can see from the handlebar angle this bike is already removing rider input from deciding direction of this mighty chariot. It allows our rider to get pissed out of his face but his bike, like Kit from Nightrider, can get our hero home safely. This technology was developed to get the Hoff home after his kind of night out (epic), so mummy and daddy of shoreditch twat can sleep soundly in their beds knowing young Alister will be guided back to his duck down duvet without them having to go and pick him up at silly o clock .

    I'm guessing the seat post lazer rapidly rotates through 360 degrees and is simply for drawing the attention of passing pedestrians to the awesome, sick radness they may otherwise have missed.

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