Food

Gosh and golly! I never knew that!

And there was me thinking that a mickey dee patty was crafted from the finest Kobe fillet of beef!

I must kill myself for the affront to food I have committed...

Oooh touchy. Junk food clearly doesn't agree you.

I'm not claiming you haven't previously noticed that junk food is junk you wand. It just reminded of a recent and pertinent quote that made me laugh.