Food

Used an offer from the back of yesterdays train ticket.

Having a, slightly guilty, Big Mac and fries for £1.99 for lunch...

"I don't know about you but when I ate a burger I used to think mmmm what a tasty compacted disc of minced tissue scrapings blasted of a cow carcass with a high pressure hose in a fly blown abattoir ringing with the incoherent agonised howls of simple beasts dying of a single boltgun shot to the forehead, but now it turns out it might now have been as appetising as that."

^Brooker back on form