How can we get more people to take up cycle training?

1. You can do an emergency stop, what brake do you use?-
   
   

The pedestrian that caused the braking requirement.

1. You are passing a side road, whereabouts would cycle training now advise you pass?
   
   

Whichever is quickest

1. Where’s the chain on the easiest gear combination of your multi-geared bike
   
   

I never use 'easy' gears. Go away.

a) Front cog-smallest/ rear cog- biggest or b) front cog-biggest/ rear cog- smallest?

1. On your journey there are 10 junction turns you make- how many times do you indicate?
   
   

I flip off at least 13 drivers and 4 pedestrians.

1. What turn is unusual for vehicles but easy and common for bikes?
   
   

Sudden U-turn to altercation.

1. There is a best place to ride in queuing traffic- where is it?
   
   

Over their roofs

1. What 3 reasons is this best place to ride?
   
   

Does not English speak fourteen.

1. Youre turning left of a main road- wheres your hands?
   
   

One on my cock, one on my Glock

1. Of the 2 positions to ride on the road, which is the dominant one that sounds like your first school?
   
   

Borstal?

1. And which submissive one matches the name of the most mature school?
   
   

Prison?

1. What 2 bike care actions keep you rolling better than anything else?
   
   

Ceramic bearings, sex lube

1. Where do you want to avoid going into whilst on the road?
   
   

Hospital

1. Which green box isn’t always the answer to a better journey?
   
   

Eeew greeen box???!!?!!!

1. What might happen to most of the urban cycle lanes you come across?
   
   

Napalming?

1. Which famous tube station instruction would we be best advised to take?
   
   

None, they are all full of diseased zombies.