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I'm sorry. Some people just bring out the worst in me.

Do you have any philosophers I can ask who may be able to help with this habit?

deleuze, gu.. wait no

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

Do you have any philosophers I can ask who may be able to help with this habit?

Ah, but who can ever really 'have' a philosopher? Aren't they rather free spirits? In adopting the conceit of 'having' them, are you not enslaving your own soul?

No.

I'm sorry. Some people just bring out the worst in me.

Do you have any philosophers I can ask who may be able to help with this habit?

By 'have', do you mean 'sodomize'?

Kinky.

that is my night time fap material catered for

Worked blocked that page ^^ : ( The link is so tantalising!

Anyhoo, not being one for high-brow

Kinky.

Wow...

The police reports suggest Landerman jumped on the dead men’s bodies and “surfed”, causing the corpses to empty their bowels and emit “zombie noises”.

Tories trounced in Eastleigh.

happy spring everyone
may it bring blue skies and warm weather

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21615280

i would have thought this was pretty obvious
unless they use the horn themselves for surviving

elephants to hopefully

You couldn't do that with elephants, and the comparison with the crocodile trade is hackneyed at best.

The rhino market is based on superstition. You can't pander to it and hope that it plays along, because it doesn't have any logical basis. What if it is decided that wild, dead rhino is worth more than 'shaved' rhino?

More has to be done to hamper demand.

The rhino market is based on superstition.

This.

It sicken me that they think it's a medicine that actually work.

well it gave me the horn when sprinkled over my dinner

#betterthanviagra#

CEO of Groupon is sacked. Goes out with a couple of great lines in his final memo to staff.

"After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I've decided that I'd like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding – I was fired today. If you're wondering why … you haven't been paying attention."

"For those who are concerned about me, please don't be – I love Groupon, and I'm terribly proud of what we've created. I'm OK with having failed at this part of the journey. If Groupon was Battletoads [a video game], it would be like I made it all the way to the Terra Tubes without dying on my first ever play through."

^ I like that guy, wish he was my boss, he went out like a true G.

Battletoads was the shit too!

You couldn't do that with elephants, and the comparison with the crocodile trade is hackneyed at best.

The rhino market is based on superstition. You can't pander to it and hope that it plays along, because it doesn't have any logical basis. What if it is decided that wild, dead rhino is worth more than 'shaved' rhino?

More has to be done to hamper demand.

I totally agree that demand for rhino horn is absolutely rediculous. But surely someone is missing a trick somewhere.

Once it's all ground up, who could possibly tell the difference between rhino horn and horse hooves, or cow horn? It's all just keratin.

Wait, that's a really good point. Look how the way tainted processed meat has damaged the market for processed meat. So, grind up all them cow and horse horns/hooves and flood the market, taint the original rhino 'product' to the point where no one trusts it anymore. And keep doing it - I mean, let's face it, you would be making money while you did it. Lots of money.

Is there a chemical that one could mix in that promotes erectile disfunction?

happy spring everyone
may it bring blue skies and warm weather

fuckin aye

^ I like that guy, wish he was my boss, he went out like a true G.

Battletoads was the shit too!

if by "the shit" you mean stupidly hard, then yes.

I totally agree that demand for rhino horn is absolutely rediculous. But surely someone is missing a trick somewhere.

Once it's all ground up, who could possibly tell the difference between rhino horn and horse hooves, or cow horn? It's all just keratin.

They DNA test it

happy spring everyone
may it bring blue skies and warm weather

What ? Where ?

#feckingcoldweathergoingonforagesandagesandagesgrumblegrumblegrumble