Tell us about your weekend ride

Marco Pinotti beat one of my Strava KOMs by 1 second, but I was on fixed, and he's younger than me; I could clearly be a pro if I wasn't distracted by the glamour of library work.

I have no doubt that you could, in all seriousness.

But you have to remember what Paul Köchli said, about how cycling is trying to be what you are not, about how cycling has no relation to reality, and how professional cyclists rarely become adults, develop a real personality or a concept of real life.

Remember what he told Richard Moore: "Today, I understand that I was lucky not to go too far".

You're better off as a librarian :)