What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

This is the real-world equivalent of an alias, right?

'The Cunt in the Cape'

Beautifully ironic sneering since 1989

I dont entirely understand this.. are you calling me a cunt? what happened in 1989?

what happened in 1989?

I did your mum.

It was ok at the time but I feel bad about it now.

Sorry.

Can you forgive me son?

#shitjokealert

Doesn't look 22 either. Joke problems.

Especially given the fairly obvious clue as to my date of birth.

Matching shirt and slippers and silver bowtie.

^^ Well spotted. Stealth mode.

Do you think the chap at the top of the page can only see Victorian Britain's ghosts much like the film Sixth Sense?

I think the longchamp and bomber combo flag it for me

wears something similar..

Matching shirt and slippers and silver bowtie.

Isn't that a womans handbag?

It's a Le Pliage by Longchamp. Not very hip, especially in the short handled version.

Any man that owns a Longchamp tote should be hurled against a wall and pelted with hand grenades...

+1

You know they fold up into a handy little stowaway?

checks nails

You know they fold up into a handy little stowaway?

That's how they should be kept then, stowed away inside a proper bag...

They're great. Just ebay'd mine to some guy in brighton for £60.

Not even joking.

*Disclaimer - I only know this because I bought one for my wife in 2008. ;o]

Before they were...

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"Isn't that a womans handbag?"

Is there a different type of handbag?

They're great. Just ebay'd mine to some guy in brighton for £60.

I **told you **not to mention that...

:-(

Weird taking sneaky photos of people on the train.

^Fucking East London line, he's on his way back to Crystal Palace.

^ i was going deptford