Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

bored

now, what does food have in common with sex?

No matter how good is your favourite dish, if served every day first or later will give you the nausea.

well, when under pressure kicking a little recidivist rat should do no harm, i thought. But you're right.

guys, if you don't mind i choose my own porn.

you are the most oddly repetitive!! So you get reported with a message!

now they know that i was lying about being fired for those two siliconed tits!!

and lets not forget that those two tits are filled with silicon...

no words but two tits

The only callous I get is when I play with marionettes, only on my fingers though.

Ok ok, if I have to do this for the victims of prudery I will do it.

Porn is only in your minds.

Killing is for cowards, torturing is the real challenge.

TESTICULES!! Ffs, they are two, and they live in the same net, swimming, and floating, in pregnancy floyd.