Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

you guys are getting all pedantic again. This is the HHSB thread, where track bikes with pedigree get flouro wheels and risers and chucked off curbs. If it's not Pengy then a pointy downy saddle is to be expected from the saddle being too high. But that doesn't matter, cos it's a HHSB.
If you want to criticize valve caps etc. the porn thread is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Very true, I find myself enjoying a lot of bikes in the anti thread more than most bikes in this topic. HHSB has become a boring list of inoffensive parts with dictated brand names. I want bikes that are equal parts "rad!" and "srs?". But then again maybe it's just me.
Sorry for interrupting. Please some one post the 1,000,000th Mash! :)