UCI World Track Championships 2013: Minsk, Belarus

"I predicted a 1:01.6 for Kian before he started so wasn't too far off!"

"Funny how I predicted his time would be exactly the same as what he did after he did it. I'm amazing. Did you predict the Frenchman crushing his nuts on the stem after seeing it too?"

"Did you not see the word 'before'. That's what makes it a prediction.

Something which you know very well I'm better than you at."

"I can type the word 'before' as well."

What the fuck is this all about, making race predictions beforehand... That would be a little bit like picking your lottery numbers before the draw.