Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

^This

"If you look at old 60's-70's race/TDF bikes they have black and white bar wrap but a lot of of colour to..."

I haven't got an issue with colour.

"...and to me the whole point of a beater is to deprive it off dignity and treat it like shit.. :-)"

Bikes are a little bit like women, treat them..." You may treat your bike rough, but never without dignity.