Insults, what is your conviction?

your story is full of holes william
sort it aaaagght

Avoid the profane and the obviously vulgar. The best insults take time to lodge in a person's mind and then fester there.

"I can understand why your mother hated you."

"I do pity any children that you may have. Hopefully they will be taken into care."

"Are you like this because your father failed to abuse you?"

You remind me of Jeez off the internet.

Tell her to let it go, a few choice insults aren't going to make your girlfriend feel any better.
Life is too short and hating people takes energy.

Don't use insults at all. Take the time to understand your own situation and learn to relax.

No but seriously, stalk her til you find out her address then break in and sew prawns into her curtain hems.

[QUOTE=william1984;3411220]My girlfreind recently ran into the woman who slept with her last boyfreind, ending their relationship. It pissed her off quite alot. I have been helping her think of things to say if they should meet again.

QUOTE]

Now let me think this through... your girlfriend is still pissed at the woman who shagged her ex boyfriend........ I'd be worried if i were you.

(plus she should blame the ex not the woman)

He was the one in a relationship..... !! He did the wrong thing, not this spare woman.
GRRRR

Tell her to let it go, a few choice insults aren't going to make your girlfriend feel any better.
Life is too short and hating people takes energy.
I hate you.

Totally worth it.

^Definitive proof that hating someone won't make you thinner.

Tell her to let it go, a few choice insults aren't going to make your girlfriend feel any better.
Life is too short and hating people takes energy.

new diet for the 21st century
hate people and insult them
loose pounds

"Lose"

I'm negging all of you for blaming the woman.

I blame all women.

Misogyny is in this year.

• "Why is there a sign on your back which reads "sanitary waste only"?"
  *"Thats not on my back, it's a mirror on my back you thick bitch"
  
  
  
  

excellent

Tell her to let it go, a few choice insults aren't going to make your girlfriend feel any better.
Life is too short and hating people takes energy.

BORING

No but seriously, stalk her til you find out her address then break in and sew prawns into her curtain hems.

excellent.

Totally worth it.

'zactly

Here's a good insult - tell your girlfriend to harden the fuck up.

surely only lady gaga and possibly jamie lee curtis could do that ?

Do what?
Seduce the innocent ex! ;)

1. He mentioned once he was bi-curious. Glad to know he's followed through.
   
2. I thought Movember was over. Strong look though.
   

So your girlfriend was going out with someone who cheated on her?
She knows how to pick them doesn't she?

ask her if she wants a go on the bloke you sucked off the other week?

Avoid the profane and the obviously vulgar. The best insults take time to lodge in a person's mind and then fester there.

"I can understand why your mother hated you."

"I do pity any children that you may have. Hopefully they will be taken into care."

"Are you like this because your father failed to abuse you?"

Why have you followed up your advice with three random examples of your inner dialogue?

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One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971) - YouTube

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The more distressing the better, let's have it.