Insults, what is your conviction?

• "Why is there a sign on your back which reads "sanitary waste only"?"
  *"Thats not on my back, it's a mirror on my back you thick bitch"
  
  
  
  

excellent

Tell her to let it go, a few choice insults aren't going to make your girlfriend feel any better.
Life is too short and hating people takes energy.

BORING

No but seriously, stalk her til you find out her address then break in and sew prawns into her curtain hems.

excellent.

Totally worth it.

'zactly