Don't use insults at all. Take the time to understand your own situation and learn to relax.
No but seriously, stalk her til you find out her address then break in and sew prawns into her curtain hems.
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Don't use insults at all. Take the time to understand your own situation and learn to relax.
No but seriously, stalk her til you find out her address then break in and sew prawns into her curtain hems.