Tell us about your weekend ride

You abandoned a guy bleeding from his face on the road, only to trick a driver into overtaking at a dangerous spot, and then abandoning them after a crash, too?

:o

That's only the tip of the iceberg, I also ran over an elderly gent while rlj-ing. I taunted a group of vulnerable single parents as I rode past them, I spat on a goat and insulted a traffic warden till she puked. All that adrenaline from riding makes me heartless and evil.

(for the record the van went into the hedge at less than walking pace, and then drove off. I had stopped on the side of the road to let him pass as I didn't fancy being overtaken given the road conditions. My injured cycling buddy was fine, and turned down my offer of riding home with him)