Epic WTF

What the fuck…

[Oh Shit!]

Lynch: "Can you come here a minute, we need to talk…"

Girl: "What's on?"

Lynch: "You know this potential promotion I was tal…"

Girl: "I knew you would get it, never doubted it for a second."

Lynch: "You say that, like it's a good thing...?"

Girl: "Well it is, isn't it?"

Lynch: "Not really…"

Girl: "What do you mean, what's on honey?"

Lynch: "Well, I'll be working in Copenhagen for a start…"

Girl: "When is this, when are you moving?"

Lynch: "Next weekend."

Girl: "So you're breaking up with me, is that it?"

Lynch: "Fuck no, I love you girl, you know that!"

Girl: "You better not, you fuck… I love you too. You wanna a beer?"

Lynch: "Yes, but…"

Girl: "Shut up, I'll get a beer."

[/Oh shit!]

Not really sure what the fuck just happened here.

And once again you've found and excuse to not come out and drink and prove you're not an alias... Poor form!