Trackstanding on a hire bike

People who smoke while riding a bike.

I don't necessarily have anything against smoking, it's just the fact that they're exercising and negating the health benefits of exercise at exactly the same time. Cracks me up.

I kind of dig it. Smoking is stupid though.

What makes me laugh is overweight people on bikes.

Hah, yeah, all that irony, loads of it, wobbling away.

Cycling clothing is amusing. Not in a good way. No wonder most people think cyclists are twats. Almost all of us look like shit. Nylon = no style.