"Oh Shit" moments...

This morning was commuting in a suit on the beater fixed and forgot to do the old tuck the trousers into the socks trick. As I was going down a busy Queen's Gate my trouser leg got sucked into the chainring and ripped in half all the way up one side and across the back. Had to walk to the nearest clothes shop with suit trousers flapping behind me, got stung £80 for a new pair.

#fail

I had a friend who was going for his first day as a substitute teacher at a girls school. He borrowed my bike (a BMX) which was funny enough but the school was really far away. So he not only got really tired and sweaty by the time he got there but took a tumble as he tried to rush and tore his trousers and grazed his legs badly so they were bleeding.

So he ended up doing the teaching with his pants showing and blood oozing out of his legs.

Needless to say, he didnt work there for long.