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Also, I really hope Newcastle don't bottle staying up. We have spent a lot of money this window, more money than we could realistically afford or justify with our current league position. On paper we are too good to go down, but I have no trust in the club at all. It would be such an 'us' thing to do...

No. Absolutely not. Given the squad that we were relegated with in '02-'03, on paper we were too good to go down. Your ramshackle bunch of knuckle-dragging non-internationals probably stand a rather good chance of plummeting.

I don't mind all the Liverpool talk, makes a change from constant Big Four chat.

Nobody has mentioned the "big four" since 2010. It's all about the big seven now.

Glen Johnson cannot be in any "best 11" unless you are talking a top bog seat stealers 11

Or passport forgetters...