Spotted...

"Forumenger who's name I don't remember pushing his red and white Fuji track up the Crouch Hill around an hour ago. I was the walkenger in the red puffa on the opposite side of the hill, I think we exchanged the "on here?" looks but I might be mistaken."

Pushing as in "man mashing like a boss pushbike pushing", or walking alongside pushing pusing the bike like a girl?