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That's bullshit, Smallfurry. The process of receiving cycle training acts a catalyst for the creation of a carbon-based extraskull that sits between your skull and scalp. Due to a complicated matrix of biowefting, it has a fairly small headprint and doesn't give you excessive extraskull hair. In the event of an impact, surgeons make a simple incision and pull out the compromised extraskull, replacing it with a new one for 50% of the cost of unsubsidised cycle training.