Football

He should come with a health warning that Hazard bloke. The FA have got a tough decision to make now. They need to determine whether kicking the shit out of an innocent child as he lies on the floor is worse than violent conduct or racism on the field or pushing a ref and if they feel it is then nothing short of a 10 match ban will suffice. Such style

Your trolling is improving Mike. 6/10.

Mind you, you have come a little late to the party. Presumably the missus doesn't allow you Internet access at home unless its MumsNet. Mark off for that.

5/10