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http://twitter.com/charliem0rgan/status/294135719700602881

Charlie Morgan™ ‏@CHARLIEM0RGAN
The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed#for #timewasting

Edit Cliveo in there first. Supposedly he is the son of the Swans director

Do you really think that kid wasn't putting it on at all?

Hazard is a fool for putting himself in that situation and deserves a ban but that kid can fuck off. I don't believe him for a minute.

Coming from Chelsea who have had 3 of the biggest diving(lying/cheating) cunts to have graced The Prem

Hasselbaink
Robben
Drogba

It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

This ^

Anyone to do with Chelsea can fuck off tonight

http://twitter.com/charliem0rgan/status/294135719700602881

Charlie Morgan™ ‏@CHARLIEM0RGAN
The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed#for #timewasting

Reading back at least 30 minutes in a thread before deciding you have an earth shattering nugget of new info is pretty much a given on the internet these days.

Do you really think that kid wasn't putting it on at all?

Hazard is a fool for putting himself in that situation and deserves a ban but that kid can fuck off. I don't believe him for a minute.

It's irrelevant, he clearly kicks him, whether he fakes injury or not. It was relatively minor compared to some footballers who, in the same situation would be rolling all over the place as if they have been shot for about 5 mins..

Hasselbaink, Robben & Drogba = low pain threshold

Coming from Chelsea who have had 3 of the biggest diving(lying/cheating) cunts to have graced The Prem

Hasselbaink
Robben
Drogba

Coming from an Everton fan who still have six of the biggest cheats on their books (other than Gerrard and Wilshire)

ace tweet to the ball boy.

Rukiye Ibrahimović ‏@blancogeezer
@CHARLIEM0RGAN FUCK YOU BYE X

It's irrelevant, he clearly kicks him, whether he fakes injury or not. It was relatively minor compared to some footballers who, in the same situation would be rolling all over the place as if they have been shot for about 5 mins..

He kicked the ball not the 24 year old ball "boy"

The so called boy has a picture of himself quaffing alcohol on his twitter page. Clearly 18+ and a drunk. Probably fell over due to inebriation.

He's 18 so not a "kid". Still a violent act of assault which ever way you look at it.

Except he touched the ball not the man.

The real pity is that Benitez manages to avoid any discussion of his outrageous performance over two legs.

Reading back at least 30 minutes in a thread before deciding you have an earth shattering nugget of new info is pretty much a given on the internet these days.

Well now the ballboy and myself have something in common.... A pain deep inside our chests.

as much as i think the ball boy made the most it, you cant man handle the ball boy in any way, your going to get a red card. And agree Clive Rafa will escape a grilling over that poor performance

Sky didn't even interview him. Why do the press insist on singing his praises when his performances have been so lack lustre with one of the best groups of footballers ever assembled.

One of the best groups of footballers ever assembled.

Wouldn't go that far

doesn"t matter if the kid was time wasting, you cannot ever kick a ball boy! Thats assault, he might miss the rest of the season with £5000,000 fine! Disgusting

Except he touched the ball not the man.

It was the same ball-boy that faked the moon-landing, and was on the grassy knoll that day in Dallas, and also placed the demolition charges in the twin towers.

Lemme know once you've all dismounted your high horse.

Just proves todays footballers live in a fantasy world, kicking kids, what next? The England Captain shagging his best mates girlfriend, oh wait....

Hazard is an idiot, the ball-boy was obviously trying to help his team in any way he can, which has happened at all football grounds since at least the 1960s (there's a quote from a player, can't remember which, about how all the ball-boys at Elland Road would disappear when Leeds took the lead). If Hazard had man-handled the Swansea keeper, and then used his leg like that on him, to try and get the ball back after a goal, he would have got a red card for that.

On a more serious note, anyone know how Potts got knocked unconscious at the Arsenal? He was out cold on the pitch, and only came round in the ambulance, according to twitter.

He head butted a ballboy by all accounts.

Off the Grauniad comments:

The ball boy is lucky. if it was Terry, he would have shagged him. cole would have shot him. Torres though would have missed him.