Spotted...

^^You are, but in the six hours since you posted that you've;

1 - Bought all copies within a 4 mile radius.

2 - Notified all relatives within a 600 mile radius of your fame.

3 - Put all photos gathered during the first point into a 'press-clippings' scrapbook.

4 - Secretly wished it was Rouleur instead of that tawdry rag.

I'm sure you know by now but it's always nice to spot a forumenger in the associated press, but Henry having the clip of him modelling pinned to the wall right near the counter at LMNH turns my flapjack soggy.

I completely forgot to go to Smiths. Damn.
Is it in a feature called "Look at this silly cunt"?