Overtaking a queue of traffic, I saw a massive Land Cruiser ahead waiting to pull into the road from the right and join the queue. I gave a few loud Airzound honks to alert him that I'm coming and he looked at me, looked at the small gap in the queue he fancied, looked at me again, showed me his palm to say "thank you" and then pulled out across me a couple of seconds before I arrived, lodging himself sideways in the road. I braked in the emergency style, then shouted a polite, condescending request for him not to repeat that ever again. He probably couldn't give a flying poop. The next time someone does that to me I'm going to hammer on their window with a psycho expression on my face, like Jack Nicholson coming through the bathroom door in The Shining.
Overtaking a queue of traffic, I saw a massive Land Cruiser ahead waiting to pull into the road from the right and join the queue. I gave a few loud Airzound honks to alert him that I'm coming and he looked at me, looked at the small gap in the queue he fancied, looked at me again, showed me his palm to say "thank you" and then pulled out across me a couple of seconds before I arrived, lodging himself sideways in the road. I braked in the emergency style, then shouted a polite, condescending request for him not to repeat that ever again. He probably couldn't give a flying poop. The next time someone does that to me I'm going to hammer on their window with a psycho expression on my face, like Jack Nicholson coming through the bathroom door in The Shining.