"This thread has so great potential at the moment."
"I'm licking my monitor and getting a rush from the testosterone that's oozing from the pixels. When I get home, I'm going to bend MrsFix over and tell her what a bad fucking cyclist she is, adding phonotactic stress with my cock."
"When I finally messily unclip, she'll do one last check over her shoulder before wobbling to a halt against the wall."
Told you...