Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Fixed.

Don't agree with the first bit but your not far off on the second

Don't agree with the first bit but your not far off on the second

It is hard to judge tone on the internet, but if you have to explain that your 'jokes' are jokes then something's wrong.

No offense.

Got drafted from Uxbridge Rd to Alperton Stn. The guy hit me 3 times. 3 fucking times, even after the first when I told him to get the fuck in front and he replied 'b... but that's hard work'.

Stupid cunt.

what the fuck? a) i've never encountered someone with such poor bike control who could keep up over any distance. b) on the second hit, i'd have had a serious word. that is taking the piss, continuing to draft after hitting someone

OK - far be it for me to defend someone who bangs on about being some kind of supehuman cage fighting ubermann on a bicycle forum, but 90% of those quotes actually were taken from the now infamous but never ever threatening 'kidney punching' discussion of a couple of weeks ago. It seems Brixtonjones was just playing along.

It is hard to judge tone on the internet, but if you have to explain that your 'jokes' are jokes then something's wrong.

No offense.

Some people just do not get other people's humour.

what the fuck? a) i've never encountered someone with such poor bike control who could keep up over any distance. b) on the second hit, i'd have had a serious word. that is taking the piss, continuing to draft after hitting someone

Sounds like it was an actual case of real world trolling.

I doubt it. He kept saying sorry and looked genuine. But the full team kit coupled with the 45L pack led me to believe he was a tosser.

Well, that and the fact he said his brake pads had 'frosted over' - the tosser.

OK - far be it for me to defend someone who bangs on about being some kind of supehuman cage fighting ubermann on a bicycle forum, but 90% of those quotes actually were taken from the now infamous but never ever threatening 'kidney punching' discussion of a couple of weeks ago. It seems Brixtonjones was just playing along.

Correct and thanks but I will point out though , that I do not bang on about being a superhuman cage fighting whatever . I only mentioned it once on the kidney punch thing and once when I gave advice to someone on a diet.

Ah dude I was joking. You must have missed my tone of voice.

I'm gonna stick around to see where this is going...

*Gets beer and crisps.

Got drafted from Uxbridge Rd to Alperton Stn. The guy hit me 3 times. 3 fucking times, even after the first when I told him to get the fuck in front and he replied 'b... but that's hard work'.

Stupid cunt.

Sorry, I was tired.

I did try to eke out a bitta gas. No luck though.

Saucy cunt

I doubt it. He kept saying sorry and looked genuine. But the full team kit coupled with the 45L pack led me to believe he was a tosser.

Well, that and the fact he said his brake pads had 'frosted over' - the tosser.

Hey that kit shows I'm legit!
I swear they had, even though I was on my MTB and it has discs.

I'm gonna stick around to see where this is going...

*Gets beer and crisps.

No popcorn?

Ah dude I was joking. You must have missed my tone of voice.

Keep it up and I'll threaten you with some medieval violence joking tone

I read that as "medical violence" initially, and was thinking "maybe a martial arts move involving a speculum?"

I read that as "medical violence" initially, and was thinking "maybe a martial arts move involving a speculum?"

Sorry to disappoint you

My first thought was "forceps"

Has nobody yet pointed out that it's quite feasible to eat corn on the cob with no teeth?

^ I'm not threatening anybody with a fork btw.

Good ol boys

This guy got the joke

Got the reference, it ain't a joke on account of it not being funny.

Lets draw a line under it.

Let's draw a line under your it.

Got the reference, it ain't a joke on account of it not being funny.

For fuck sake

I missed this.

That was sarcasm by the way. Just in case you were missing the tone of voice.