Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Just a rant really. Some fluro nodder woman calls me out, comes up behind yelling "left left".
I'm riding in the middle of a regular bike lane, peak hr, Victoria embankment to be exact, I'm behind a guy. So I say "I'm behind this guy, I need to see the road. I'm allowed to be in the middle of a bike lane", it's a bike lane ffs. If I'm not in the middle I'm in the gutter and you know what happens in the gutter!

We all stop at the lights, I'm ready to leave it, but she's all, "it's not safe, I can't pass you, when you're going so slow". To which I saw red. Slow!? I'm stuck behind this guy, I deemed it unsafe to pass him in current traffic so I believe my point was made with "if you cannot pass me safely, then don't do it."
FUCK OFF

I feel your pain and therefore you have been repped.

you should have pushed her on the floor to teach her a lesson

then tell her its not safe to be on the floor like that. How would the other cyclists be able to pass?

sigh kidney punch

That's a Brave thing to do :)

"Just a rant really. Some fluro nodder woman calls me out, comes up behind yelling "left left".
I'm riding in the middle of a regular bike lane, peak hr, Victoria embankment to be exact, I'm behind a guy. So I say "I'm behind this guy, I need to see the road. I'm allowed to be in the middle of a bike lane", it's a bike lane ffs. If I'm not in the middle I'm in the gutter and you know what happens in the gutter!

We all stop at the lights, I'm ready to leave it, but she's all, "it's not safe, I can't pass you, when you're going so slow". To which I saw red. Slow!? I'm stuck behind this guy, I deemed it unsafe to pass him in current traffic so I believe my point was made with "if you cannot pass me safely, then don't do it."
FUCK OFF"

Isn't this really about (nearly) being overtaken by a girl?

But Mands is a girl.

Girls can be dick-swinging chauvinist saddos too, if they want to.

Ha!

Girls can be dick-swinging chauvinist saddos too, if they want to.

Go girls!

^was that sexist?

^^^^ haha repped

Just a rant really. Some fluro nodder woman calls me out, comes up behind yelling "left left".
I'm riding in the middle of a regular bike lane, peak hr, Victoria embankment to be exact, I'm behind a guy. So I say "I'm behind this guy, I need to see the road. I'm allowed to be in the middle of a bike lane", it's a bike lane ffs. If I'm not in the middle I'm in the gutter and you know what happens in the gutter!

We all stop at the lights, I'm ready to leave it, but she's all, "it's not safe, I can't pass you, when you're going so slow". To which I saw red. Slow!? I'm stuck behind this guy, I deemed it unsafe to pass him in current traffic so I believe my point was made with "if you cannot pass me safely, then don't do it."
FUCK OFF

Well said. Surely if she really wanted, she could just outrun you when leaving traffic lights after it turns green?

Cant believe you banned me for quoting a line from a film. I was clearly joking.

Clearly...

Don't do it again.

Cant believe you banned me for quoting a line from a film. I was clearly joking.

Really?

So I threatened to throw him off the bridge. He soon shut up. And I went to work as normal.

Correct but you catch someone in the liver and its goodnight. I train MMA and have been hit there so i know.

Now we are talking. Ha
Should have punched him in the liver though. A liver punch would have been the end of it.

I'd punch Gareth's lights out , the dick!

A short search through some of your previous pearls of wisdom would lead me to believe that you are little more than a tedious keyboard warrior.

Tip - behave like a child then you will be treated like a child and Velocio will send you to the "naughty step", or just outright ban you.

^ owned

Chap on a yellow GT MTB was riding in quite an exciting fashion tonight, Smithfield to Oval.

Most of the above quotes that you have taken the time out of your boring life to post are all humorous and are not meant to be taken seriously . I will leave you off with that little attack on myself as I don't want to be banned again . Please do not reply to this post as I do not want to get into a silly argument with you.

Got drafted from Uxbridge Rd to Alperton Stn. The guy hit me 3 times. 3 fucking times, even after the first when I told him to get the fuck in front and he replied 'b... but that's hard work'.

Stupid cunt.

Shit on him.

I did try to eke out a bitta gas. No luck though.

"Shit on him."

Simples!

Most of the above quotes were meant to be funny but I don't really have a grasp on what is and isn't humorous. I will leave you off with that little attack on myself as I don't want to be banned again . Please do not reply to this post as I do not want to get into a silly argument with you. **I literally can't control my emotions when someone says something I don't agree with. **

Fixed.