Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

I have and I'm blacker than that bitch. She's a fucked up role model that, for a bunch of reasons too boring and many to list here, middle-America wank over. She boils my piss. She needs to toughen up and stop being such a pussy. They should have set Jeremy Kyle loose on LA, he'd have come home crying (real tears) and with two new arseholes.

As a honkey I won't weigh in on the race implications of Oprah's media empire, but I will say I find her programme and almost all associated media completely intolerable to consume.

I like her book club though. How could I front on an initiative which encourages people to read, especially when they seem to be out of the self-education loop and she tries to get them to read Faulkner and other Actual Authors.