"Hey Wednesday how's it going?"
"Not so good really Tuesday"
"Why's that T?"
"Well W, all those horse jokes that got told last night when the story actually broke are still being told by dullards tonight like they were the first person to ever hear them"
"Look on the bright side"
"What's that?"
"Anyone posting or tweeting a horse meat joke on Thursday is a cunt"
ring ring
"Hey Wednesday how's it going?"
"Not so good really Tuesday"
"Why's that T?"
"Well W, all those horse jokes that got told last night when the story actually broke are still being told by dullards tonight like they were the first person to ever hear them"
"Look on the bright side"
"What's that?"
"Anyone posting or tweeting a horse meat joke on Thursday is a cunt"