5th Floor Super Crap Thread

I gather their man handling skillz are up to par

I also gathered this...

People fall off bikes and we laugh at them?
How very fucking cool.

We laugh at Chainbreaker?

It's more the throwing of a bike in a temper tantrum that amused me.

I love my bikes too much to do such a thing, maybe if I was sponsored I'd behave differently...

Right. Of course.

It's more the throwing of a bike in a temper tantrum that amused me.

Was it really thrown in a tantrum? I thought it look like the bike was bouncing away.

You could insert part of Wiggin's rant here.

As odious as their behaviour has been in the past, and as laughable, they have:
"got off their arses"
and
"are riding bikes"

So they've got their own jerseys? Big deal, many clubs do. Most clubs start when mates ride their bikes together.

Doesn't this forum have it's own, shit, jersey?

Shall we start poking fun at people who we don't like when they crash their bikes? Is that what this is?

Brilliant.

i was thinking cancellara's rant talking about the newbs in the pack

Funny photos, but making fun of people for crashing is pretty low.

I am not above this

That is because you are 7926 miles underneath London

No. Nice collection of 80s Steel and modern carbon and titanium roadies.
Was all very tasteful really, apart from the mash arm warmers.

:)

My first ride up there. Impressive riding through the leafy tunnels and then into the mist around the top. Bit sketchy descending on flooded roads with all that gravel about but damn nice spot nevertheless.

They seem to have rivals

https://fixedgearstars.wordpress.com/

The classic "fixed is a way of life"

yikes.

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Which is the best carabiner to secure my keys safely to me?

Just take the bus.

I like Team Darkness

Better than Go Bomb for sure.

nothing beats go bomb

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5th floor would lock their bikes up and smack them down, team darkness would overshadow them

nothing beats go bomb

Jaysus! I wonder if that rattlecan headset still works?

Man, Team Darkness ain't even that dark! I know some daaaark brothers. Like Dikembe Mutombo black.

I like Team Darkness

You're dead to me.

Does this mean you won't be in my fixie team?