Draw your own collisions

I had been on slicks since the beginning of time (since I picked up cycling as an adult) and had been really careful when wet, with curbs etc. Switched to cx-tyres as the autumn came and thought I was invincible.

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did it snow heavily once you fell off or something?

Nah, just lazy. Thought I'd need the last one but turned out I didn't.

Awesome! There's something prophetic about that final chamber of terrible nothingness.

won't cross tyres grip better in mud but worse on wet tarmac due to them having less rubber in contact with the road surface?

exactly. and now kuken knows too.

I had been on slicks since the beginning of time (since I picked up cycling as an adult) and had been really careful when wet, with curbs etc. Switched to cx-tyres as the autumn came and thought I was invincible.

You appear to be a sloth in the first frame. Slow reactions - not surprised you crashed.

and landing near that stinking turd just added insult to injury

won't cross tyres grip better in mud but worse on wet tarmac due to them having less rubber in contact with the road surface?

Apparently :D And now that I think about it, it was actually raining as well.

exactly. and now kuken knows too.

And yes, now I do know.

You appear to be a sloth in the first frame. Slow reactions - not surprised you crashed.

God dammit, should've known it wouldn't end well ^^

and landing near that stinking turd just added insult to injury

I know, right?

Well that could've been far worse :-)

Yay!

Wot no poo?

Wot no poo?

I think it's under the lorry.

What I expect happened is that the lorry slipped on some poo and as it crashed off the road, its back doors swung open and the sofa fell out. The driver got out and went round the other side but before he could retrieve the errant sofa, he stepped on the fork end of a rake and knocked himself out. At this point our hero turns the corner and is ambushed by the still-lurking soft-furnishing.

A least he didn't crash through the fruit stall or the two men carrying a sheet of glass across the road.

I think it's under the lorry.

What I expect happened is that the lorry slipped on some poo and as it crashed off the road, its back doors swung open and the sofa fell out. The driver got out and went round the other side but before he could retrieve the errant sofa, he stepped on the fork end of a rake and knocked himself out. At this point our hero turns the corner and is ambushed by the still-lurking soft-furnishing.

+1 - partially for calling me a hero.

Reminds me of this gif

Ooops one's sideways.

One does appear to be doesn't one?

Fixed.

who is that woman? I really, really hate her, just from that gif. No idea why.

Maybe it's the shifty eyes

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