Bad Films

The Thing is a classic.
awesome remake.

Rambo III - the afghanistan one - awesome!

The Werner Herzog doc about Antarctica is worth watching just for the seal noises and the crazy penguin...

I'm still living in 1992 :)

I thought the remake of clash of the titans was good

Good, as in the opposite of bad, which in 1992 meant the opposite of bad, or rather good... er, I think I agree. Crap film, anyway.

Hard Candy - Ellen Page was good, but Patrick Wilson totally insubstantial and vapid, so I didn't care whether he got cut or not, which meant the film had no centre at all for me. Same with Little Children (although not so crap a resulting film) in that I couldn't buy into Kate Winslet fancying him (but that might just be seething jealousy, not sure)

Straightheads - Hard to wonder how Gillian Anderson's agent pitched a revenge flick with Danny 'Why don't you just fuck off and' Dyer to her, but presumably she herself still had to read the script and decide that it would be good for her screen career to sodomise a man with a rifle barrel.

Rambo III - the afghanistan one - awesome!

Rambo II is one of the best action movies ever ... coming ever soo close to Predator and Terminator 2

... It like trying to compare Rocky VI to Rocky III ... Rocky VI is an art form and Rocky III is just Average.

isn't Princess Bride, like, a film for little girls?

Whats that movie called something about a General or something? People keep telling me its good.

Oh, even better than that.

Everyone lives!

Except for the selfish cunt in the house.

For some reason the bit of crap that lands in his kitchen breeds and multiplies in his house, whereas all the other biological crap outside happily gets blown away on the wind. The health police come around and gas him in front of his girlfriend.

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Ah ha ha, He gets gassed oh no.

Didn't realise there was a film version of Brave New World. After watching it; i wish i still didn't know.

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'The Expendables' Trailer HD[/ame]

I know I am going to see this about 6 times down the cinema and then buy the Blu-ray even though I dunno what a Blu-ray player is. Good thing my sister works down the cinema.

The Rookie is on 5 at the moment and it is total bollocks! It's given me the right giggles.

Even Lara Flynn Boyle can't save it.

Hercules in New York ,One of the worst films ive seen, but funny as fuck when Hercules (Arnold Schwarzenegger) goes to see his dad Zeus in the clouds (Central Park NYC) and you can hear taxis and cars beeping their horns in the background.

Oh yeah this is a fantastic film.

One of my favourite crap movies is 'knock-off' starring jcvd in his heavy coke days and Rob Schneider. It's a total mess of confused plotlines, bad effects and woeful script. Recommended.

YouTube- 'The Expendables' Trailer HD

I know I am going to see this about 6 times down the cinema and then buy the Blu-ray even though I dunno what a Blu-ray player is. Good thing my sister works down the cinema.

Have you seen Tropic Thunder?

Think you will like.

"The Watch" - 2012

http://www.okmagazine.com/sites/okmagazine.com/files/imagecache/node_page_image/article_images/the-watch-poster-july27.jpg

Possibly the worst film in history. Certainly the worst one I have seen, I always watch films through to the end no matter how shit they are. Only made it 1/3rd and that was a struggle.

The character Moz plays is weird, looks the same but none of the charm.

Have you seen Tropic Thunder?

Think you will like.

This.

Quite enjoyed that film.

Rancid Aluminium

I was just thinking of starting a thread like this earlier today, looks like I was beaten to the punch

Walking Tall
Australia
Adjustment Bureau
Cocktail (or any Tom Cruise film. Pick any single one)
The Postman

AI
Stuck on You

Dark Water
Only time I have ever walked out of the cinema mid-film.
Girlfriend and I looked at one another about half way through, nodded, then quietly left.

The old one or the new one?

New one with Jennifer Connelly

Rancid Aluminium

+1. That is completely shite. The second worse film I've ever seen. The first being:

Wimbledon.

anyone mentioned 'surf nazis must die' yet?

"When the grandson of a gun wielding woman is murdered by neo-nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, this grandma hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge."

Surf Nazis Must Die! [Troma] 1987 - YouTube

^ Troma films are automatically shite, including Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. Exactly as it sounds, shite.

Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=xyPrJb1_IdI

The full film's on youtube too

"The Watch" - 2012

http://www.okmagazine.com/sites/okmagazine.com/files/imagecache/node_page_image/article_images/the-watch-poster-july27.jpg

Possibly the worst film in history. Certainly the worst one I have seen, I always watch films through to the end no matter how shit they are. Only made it 1/3rd and that was a struggle.

The character Moz plays is weird, looks the same but none of the charm.

It really grinds on me the fact that every character he seems to play is, literally, Moz. Even when he appears on panel shows.

Cool it Sanchez or you'll get a knuckle supper!