The Rapha Festive 500

Fuck the rules and fuck getting a little round bit of material. This is a great idea if you like losing the sensation in your toes and projectile vomiting festive foodstuffs.

I just got partially-digested alcohol-soaked turkey and stilton all over my overshoes #festive500.

I was sick in my mouth today riding back from Box Hill, of all the stupid places to vom after, ffs. Luckily I managed to re-swallow it before it went anywhere near my beautiful bike and / or clothes.

Frankly the crappy patch is the only thing keeping me grimly hanging on at this point.