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  • That focus is unpornworthy for the following reasons.

    1. Green valve caps
    2. Excessive steerer length
    3. Thomson layback seatposts look hideous.
    4. The ugliest sram groupset of all time
    5. White pedals look out of place
  • Reeeeeeeeep but soooooooooooo good.

    Lovely, but has it been photoshopped? No valves and no tyre logos?

  • That focus...

    It's also out of focus.

  • I have a question for the porn lovers. Should the top-cap match the stem or the forks?

    I have a 3t stem and handlebars and so a 3t topcap for me is the most visually pleasing.

    horses/courses

  • coke can? I sense an overweight 40 year old with too much cash.

    Too tasteful for that.

  • I have a question for the porn lovers. Should the top-cap match the stem or the forks?

    I have a 3t stem and handlebars and so a 3t stem for me is the most visually pleasing.

    horses/courses

    he was asking about the top cap, not if bars and stem should match, but thank you for your insight.

  • That's a repost but a different angle and I love this bike.

    Wouldn't know porn if it popped up on its computer while it was playing runescape.
    What's going on with the seatpost, saddle position, bar and hood angle?

    Naooo

  • Focus bikes are never porn

  • too much saddle to bar drop for that.

    ftfy.

  • ^was going to put that, but I think the amount of drop is a little deceptive, although no mamil fit

  • Too much wrong with that focus.
    Far from porn.

  • Lovely, but has it been photoshopped? No valves and no tyre logos?

    Dunno but the front end looks sharp + the skinny crank do it.

  • Focus bikes are never porn

    Too much wrong with that focus.
    Far from porn.

    When I'm thinking "Bike porn", I'm thinking bikesiwouldstepovermyownmothertogetmyhandsonletaloneride, evidently the feeling isn't mutual, or some people have very little
    respect for their mum.

  • Why are you talking about your mum?

    ^^ Supernice.

  • When I step over your mum, I pause.

  • Why are you talking about your mum?

    ^^ Supernice.

    No shit Sherlock. I realise that thinking before you speak, is a little bit like wiping your ass before having a shit… But give it a go!

  • Thinking before you speak is dropping trou and perching before shitting.

  • Whilst pausing.

  • ^^True...

  • Who owns this? Pics are taken not 10 minutes from where I live.

  • Where's the spec sheet ?

  • Look like tb14s

  • Real nice Alan, that one. Handlebar model, anyone knows?

  • I posted my own bike. I understand this to be a 'noob faux pas' . So I have removed the pics

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