• In no particular order;

    Fuck that was close
    Loser
    Wanker
    Have I put my invisibility cloak on by mistake?

    And on the days when nobody tries to maim or kill me;

    I love cycling
    Haha! the suns out and you are stuck in traffic
    Haha! its raining and you are stuck in traffic
    Haha! its Friday afternoon/Monday morning/anytime in between and you are stuck in traffic
    My legs look goooooood

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