My mate Dave rides a recumbent and reckons you should aim straight between the legs at high speed and slap the horses cock on the way through.
You'd need to do this with care, as Newton's third law means the slapped appendage could come back at you with equal velocity and being whacked over the head by a horse's cock could smart.
You'd need to do this with care, as Newton's third law means the slapped appendage could come back at you with equal velocity and being whacked over the head by a horse's cock could smart.