Weird forum dreams

Weird forum dream for me the other night.

Hippy, Apollo (neither of whom have I met or had much interaction with on here, though it was a pleasure to meet you in my dream gents) and I are at a marquee party, maybe a wedding or something. Hippy is tall and dashing and dressed in a blazer and straw boater combo. He is a genial toff. (I am led to believe that this is an incorrect approximation of Hippy) Apollo is tall and distant, I am unable to describe him.

Hippy has discovered a jar of Marmite but does not recognise it, he's about to to whap a loaded spoonful into his mouth thinking it's chocolate spread. He does so against my recommendation and then goes on the rampage, scattering mid-afternoon wedding disco-ers asunder.

Mayhem ensues. Apollo makes his exit gracefully, distancing himself from the now rabidly foaming Hippy.

Then I woke up.

The dreamscription of Apollo is accurate (minus the 'distant' bit), that of hippy not so much. :)

Hippy is tall and dashing...

Hippy looked a bit like this in my dream

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/125/822/151/kXMxuguytIet5Ms.jpg&sa=X&ei=ESlOUPuINKaH0AW8koGICw&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGmdbZHxFf5Ty7OFfdC3AqQZJgq9A

but with moar Marmite.

I keep having strange, very complicated dreams in which I have no choice but to drink, despite not wanting to.

I keep waking up feeling really disapointed in myself, which is annoying.

What's going on there then?

You need to drink more, that way you won't remember your dreams.

Whilst asleep? I could set up some sort of drip I suppose.

What's going on there then?
I'm sure there's a myriad of explanations, ranging from the dryly clinical, to the bizarrely fanciful.

I've often had the same sort of dream. The worst are the smoking ones, because they end with me waking up coughing.

Whilst asleep? I could set up some sort of drip I suppose.

Before, during and after.

Last night, I dreamt that I was getting married. I walked out of a small, fairly empty church ( not religious btw ), then went through an archway & down a big slide into the most massive cathedral I've ever seen ( or in fact, not seen ) absolutely full of people cheering me :-/

W...T...F...!

It means that if you become religious, you'll go from feeling alone in a small community to being a star in a very big community. It probably means that you should propose to the Pope.

#insulttoinjury

Oh good, I thought it might have been something weird.

Well, that bit about Archway was.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Archway_Tavern_and_Church_Hall.jpg/800px-Archway_Tavern_and_Church_Hall.jpg

Had a crazy one this morning, I was in Brazil with some friends and we were at a train station, it was like the overground. I was horsing around and slid down a hand rail when a police officer grabbed me, said something in Portuguese and shoved me to the end of the platform where a few other people that had the same thing happen to them. I asked my friends if they could ask the guard what the problem was and he said any-one who was arrested would be executed in an unspecified way. He then handed out goggles that were secured with super glue, I asked the person next to me what they were for and they said it was so our eyes were left unharmed for later identification. Some people were given masks to serve the same purpose but for their dental records.
By this point there were a lot of people who had been "arrested", mostly tourists like us who didn't know what they had done but it was obvious the smallest thing would land you on death row.

The guy next to me suddenly whispered "I think something's going down, the train times have changed". Soon after, a train rocked up and we were all bundled in to it but the guards didn't get on, but they were preparing to, just making final checks on the platform. Suddenly the driver shut the doors and pulled out of the station really quickly, by now it was clear this was some sort of rebel extraction mission. The guards on the platform fired a few shots at the train but we made it out.

Further down the line, we all abandoned the train and were all ushered in to people's houses that were aware of the escape and were safe but in a new town.

The next day, we had to just disperse and look like tourists again in the new town. The police there knew what had happened but had no way of telling the escapees from regular tourists so they were just being extra jumpy. I saw them stop this chap who looked Norwegian, entering a cafe and they were inspecting all his belongings. One of the police must have found something because he suddenly started shouting. The Norwegian guy was a lot less passive than I had been and put a garden trowel through the policemans jaw from underneath and made a run for it. I went after him and gestured for him to follow me. We got away from the main street and I got him to one of the safe houses.

Then I woke up.

Sounds epic. But creepy too.

I had a wierd ass dream last night that Dom was selling his ESB because he got too precious about the paintjob.

The dreamscription of Apollo is accurate (minus the 'distant' bit), that of hippy not so much. :)

I was in someone's dreams?

As Alkali imagines you.

I dreamed I was in pub wearing a skirt guard like a mini skirt and the pub changed its name and became another pub. Jcgarcia was in there which made me grateful

I dreamed I was in pub wearing a skirt guard like a mini skirt and the pub changed its name and became another pub. Jcgarcia was in there which made me grateful

that actually happened though. I saw you there on the opening night...

Fuck! I must've been delirious. Yes you were there too apollo in a pink jumper

I was in the toilet taking a piss

started following Brave on Twitter and his description reads "Yes, I was that bloke on the telly in the 90's"

I then had a dream about being on a TV show in the 90's, as a co-star.

weird.

Oh shit, forgot the detail, but it was one of those opiates induced ones, as I had to take some painkillers last night.

I only remember that it was a forum ladies ride and I was invited to take a part. As it was ladies only and they felt comfortable, Tanya and Clefty changed into their real Amazon alien form and were about 8 feet tall. We went to the sea side, as they wanted to show us the land of their people. I guess they come from the sea. Or Brighton.
We were on the pier and there were some big arse fishies. Tonnes of them, like in Ponyo. Electric eels the size of an oak tree, rays all that shit. Very weird. Too much sushi...

I only remember that it was a forum ladies ride and I was invited to take a part. As it was ladies only and they felt comfortable,

You are Edscoble and ICM£5

So, I had a sex dream about TW2. I've never met him in real life and now, frankly, I don't think I want to.
He didn't like it when I spurned his advances: he put on a cycle helmet and tried to bundle me out of the door. I probably didn't help matters by saying "By the way, it's you I am rejecting, not your genitals".
I decided to ignore that I had no trousers on and my bike no seat post or saddle and go. Once outside I found myself at the end of the Dunwich Dynamo (in which I have even less interest than I do in TW2's privates). It was dark and I was lost.