Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Sounds like MrSmythe

You got undertaken by high speed Ethernet Cable?

It was high speed, so no shame in it

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He then throws a kick - still sitting on his bike - with his left leg at me.

i'm surprised you didn't deck him after this.

seriously though what a nutter. he asked if you were alright then starts having a go? might see him on the local news i suspect as being a bit of a nut job.

At which point he rides away without another word or a backward glance.

That was tynan.

Towpath? Should have pushed him in.

And then asked him if he was ok, before abusing him whilst he doggypaddles.

If some did that to me, I would have lit him on fire before hunting down his family...

i'm surprised you didn't deck him after this.

seriously though what a nutter. he asked if you were alright then starts having a go? might see him on the local news i suspect as being a bit of a nut job.

I did wonder if he was genuinely ill because of the abrupt change in behaviour. I couldn't help finding it funny. Apart from the swearing, it was the behaviour of a toddler having a temper tantrum. I didn't want to thump him; I go down that route as a last resort and especially with him being so small. I had four or five stone on him as well as the better part of a foot in height. He would really have had to wind me up for that to happen, as I can imagine how me taking physical action would have looked to a third party. If he does this on a regular basis to people, it can only be a matter of time until someone does deck him.

If some did that to me, I would have lit him on fire before hunting down his family...

No, you wouldn't.

Oh yes, I would!

No, you wouldn't.

I bet he would you know. He seems crazy!

I bet he would you know. He seems crazy!

Stupid more like.

'Hunting down' someone's family isn't going to be easy if all you have to go on is the charred remains of a stranger.
You better hope he talks before you ignite, otherwise you could be letting yourself in for some unessecary and time consuming leg work.

the easiest way is to befriend him on facebook THEN set him on fire.

Or his farm on farmville

Stupid more like.

'Hunting down' someone's family isn't going to be easy if all you have to go on is the charred remains of a stranger.
You better hope he talks before you ignite, otherwise you could be letting yourself in for some unnecessary and time consuming leg work.

Maybe he is a man with the means, the time and the sheer love of the hunt to burn the clues before he starts.

the easiest way is to befriend him on facebook THEN set him on fire.

I like the way you think... devious, yet sensible.

On second thoughts, that would involve opening a Facebook account… Would have to just burn the bastard and take it from there. Still like the way you think though.

sounds like he has a very particular set of skills. Skills that make him a nightmare for people who cycle badly.

Surely, post-ignition, the deceased's family would be splashed all over the media for a few days - making it simples for Lynchman to track them down...

See, it's all coming together. Now, where do I find this bastard?

#Disclaimer
I'm a nice guy really, and I generally don't endorse lighting people on fire, let alone hunting down and hurting their family. But let's face it, sometimes it has to be done.

I believe he's called Asbesto Tourette, a diabolical super villain who shouts and randoms and cannot be burnt. You may need to rethink your plan.

Not overwhelmingly worried, but sometimes a public rant helps... I feel better already :-)

Just because he was small doesn't mean he wouldn't have ripped your windpipe out. Haven't you seen Roadhouse? To have lived to 35 talking to people like that he's probly a ninja.

I believe he's called Asbesto Tourette, a diabolical super villain who shouts and randoms and cannot be burnt. You may need to rethink your plan.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-siYUUWLcyg"]Mr
Tourette - Episode Two - YouTube[/ame]

Yeah, it's his English cousin.

MrSmyth (erstwhile of this forum) reckons this could have been him.

MrsMyth repped

Sounds like MrSmythe

MrsMyth repped again