Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

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  • The answer is the same reason you should use more punctuation.

  • ignoring him is the best way to get him to go away.

    ...although his posts do make me laugh

  • did he join this forum just to be a cunt/idiot/mental patient

  • ^Yes.

  • i thought it was tree trunk

    but

    I'm waiting to come out of the nursery but inbox me at g.mav26@gmail.com hope I've not broken any rules by doing that. I will send you a pic before lunch

  • did he join this forum just to be a cunt/idiot/mental patient

    lot of time on his hands now the ice cream business went tits up.

  • If I see a kid in the road generally I put my foot up and aim for the head so they bounce out of my way. That must be the guy you think I am well your wrong I'm just the lazy guy who don't want to stop for nothing if I see a granny I'll go around her why should I stop I'm in a rush in the middle of a road with cars I don't want to get hit by one neither would I want to hit anyone but what I meant in the previous post is quite simple red man or green man a road is a flaming road you get all soughtss flying through red lights, some bicycles known as (the rider) police cars in persuit and even maybe people who missed amber so what I'm saying is hold the kids hand man it's a road just to be safe than sorry, by the way dude the troll is your wife

    Gino, I would really love to explain why you are so wrong about this, but I don't think you will listen.

    To keep things brief (I don't think you understand sentences due to the way you have written your post), I think you are an antagonistic cunt.

  • pedal with the balls of your feet.

    Wanna race?

  • i thought it was tree trunk

    but

    Tempting.......

  • Wanna race?

    he probably won't be able to take that much time off work...

  • Ha! Race Around Ireland do a shorter version, only 1100k or so.

    Alright alright hill climb it is then.

  • To the fuckwit on the Road Bike as I rode in this morning. The road was soaking. Calling you out for riding with your front wheel just tucked under the rear of one of these fuckers

    http://www.businessmagnet.co.uk/manage-account/uploadedImages/10051/lorry-graphics-tipper-truck-vinyl-graphics-construction-haulage-grab-lorry.jpg

    just so you could draft it, doesn't make me stupid. You may (as you claim) have been riding since before I was born, but that doesn't make your behavior sensible. Your riding partner had little trouble keeping up with you whilst staying a sensible distance behind it.

    And once I've caught up with you at a set of lights, and called you out on it, calling me a fixie skidding little shit really doesn't make you look big or clever. Especially when it's quite clear that I'm on a single speed, not a fixie, I mean count the brakes, and note the fact that I can stop pedalling.

    Trying to shoulder barge me into the kerb as we set off from the lights was a fucking dick move too, you're lucky I didn't shove back.

  • sounds like he was feeling brave.

  • Did Brave admit to that?

  • I draft everything I can.

    But it wasn't me. I was drafting Central Line commuters this morning.

    When the apocalypse comes I want to be on the Tube..

  • To the fuckwit on the Road Bike as I rode in this morning. The road was soaking. Calling you out for riding with your front wheel just tucked under the rear of one of these fuckers

    http://www.businessmagnet.co.uk/manage-account/uploadedImages/10051/lorry-graphics-tipper-truck-vinyl-graphics-construction-haulage-grab-lorry.jpg

    just so you could draft it, doesn't make me stupid. You may (as you claim) have been riding since before I was born, but that doesn't make your behavior sensible. Your riding partner had little trouble keeping up with you whilst staying a sensible distance behind it.

    And once I've caught up with you at a set of lights, and called you out on it, calling me a fixie skidding little shit really doesn't make you look big or clever. Especially when it's quite clear that I'm on a single speed, not a fixie, I mean count the brakes, and note the fact that I can stop pedalling.

    Trying to shoulder barge me into the kerb as we set off from the lights was a fucking dick move too, you're lucky I didn't shove back.

    MrSmyth (erstwhile of this forum) reckons this could have been him.

  • sounds like he was feeling brave.

    Did Brave admit to that?

    I was not felt by anyone this morning

    Sadly

  • aww, I'd have touched you up if I'd seen you mate.

  • Stil time..

  • Which makes me even sadder..

  • East Dulwich Road/Red Post Hill crossroad in Dulwich.

    Red lights, lollipop man, skool kids everywhere. Hi-vizard cruises through all this....whilst whistling.

    Mouths gaped at his audacity.

    I hate whistling! Bar Otis Redding maybe

  • Was also quite savagely undertaken on the CS7 yesterday, twas like the Cat 6er thought he could not go out of the blue.

    He was called out by involuntary swear word ejaculation

  • You got undertaken by high speed Ethernet Cable?

  • I had a bizarre occurrence with another cyclist earlier this week. To put a bit of context to this, I'm getting over a chest infection and I twisted my knee last weekend, so I thought a bit of gentle cycling on a local towpath away from traffic would help recovery. After a short while on an empty towpath I realised that if I went any slower I'd be static, plus it wasn't helping me at all. So I turned round to go back and as I turned, I got a puncture in the front tyre. Great. I had a spare tube on me and was in the process of checking the inside of the casing for anything sharp, when I noticed a small well dressed man about 35ish on a hybrid with a briefcase attached to his rear carrier pull up by me.

    This is what happened:

    Him: Hello mate, you alright, can I help?

    Me: Thanks, I'm fine, just had a puncture and I'm putting in a new...

    Him: Shouts over me in a swearing rant which starts..Good, I'm glad you've got a f***ing puncture...rant continues for a few seconds about hating other people on the towpath and abruptly stops. He then throws a kick - still sitting on his bike - with his left leg at me. Misses by some way. He then kicks out at my bike. Misses again.

    Me: (Trying hard not to laugh too much) Does you mum know you shout abuse at strangers?

    At which point he rides away without another word or a backward glance.

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Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

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