2012-12-20 - End of the world

I don't believe in Zombies.

Well, your neighbours might be a bit bitey, remove their heads, then their skin. Then go for a splash about in your garden.

I've been told that the apocalypse may be fire based. I have no fire blankets but I do have some class D graphite based extinguishers. Will these be ok?

I don't believe in Zombies.
just cause you dont believe in them doesnt mean they dont believe in you

I believe the apocalypse may come in the form of a giant asteroid, will I be safe under the arches next to Queens Road? How deep do I need to go? Does anyone know were it might strike?

Take a long haul flight, much safer.

oh shit, not again, going out tonight,
hold tight mofos its gonna be a bumpy ride

I have box full of anti apocalypse hats, absolutely guaranteed to work. They are a snip at £3k each, and if they don't work you can have your money back on Saturday

Just watched 2012 to get in the mood.
You're basically fucked if you don't have a plane.

I like the film 'The day after tomorrow'

I've stocked up on Twinkies.

I like the film 'The day after tomorrow'

THat's got fuck all to do with 2012 doomsday stuff, that's just global warming.

I want to be a zombie. A fast one.

If the world ends tomorrow, I wont bother shaving my nuts tonight.

This end of the world thing is the reason I have not done any Christmas shopping yet. Would hate for the world to come to and end and my final thought being 'I have just wasted 12 minutes and #3.75 on Christmas shopping'.

I think the end of the world is a pretty fucking good reason to not revise for my mocks in January and to just get smashed or something.

I want to be a zombie. A fast one.

You and me brother! If I'm going to get eaten it better not be by a slow moving scavenger!

I'd be good being a crawler and picking up the droppings.

Are we expecting a particular kind of End Of World, or is the method not specified?

Not specified. It's pretty vague really.

I'm going to maintain the surprise by going to bed then.

Should i be prepping the bike, motorbike, or plotting on taking the porsche parked down the road?

I think the only feasible apocalypse scenario right now is an alien invasion. Anything else and we would have known about it already.

So I'd wait for that to happen before you rob the porsche.

Porsche, go drive it off a cliff to beat the world ending in killing yourself.
disclaimer
DO not do anything I say.

Thats what they want you to think!