Aren't the zombies your minions?
Believe me, mate, I've tried controlling them.
I've ordered them here, I've ordered them there, but no. All they want to do is shop in Poundland, smoke fags, wear fleecy onesies with knock off Uggs and eat brains.
I give up. I really do.
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Believe me, mate, I've tried controlling them.
I've ordered them here, I've ordered them there, but no. All they want to do is shop in Poundland, smoke fags, wear fleecy onesies with knock off Uggs and eat brains.
I give up. I really do.