Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I say this because back when I was a adolescent MBUK reader.

Ahh, those were the time.

Tell me about it, an MBUK watch strap for my Baby G, a DCD on my chainstay and a copy of Sprung 3 in the post for my birthday....

Remember when it got too worn, you put it on the top tube to stop cable rub on the headtube?

Despite having a mumble's strap, I'd love to have that watch strap again.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/3543144980_6489476514_o_d.jpg

From HHSB:

I considered not posting this at first, but the longer I look at it the more appalled I become. Why would you do this?

Dno, its HHSB, not that anti, deffo not porn.

Only 2 or 3 things wrong with that: Stem, Front wheel and Cranks.

From HHSB:

I considered not posting this at first, but the longer I look at it the more appalled I become. Why would you do this?

Glad it's found it's way home....

Only 2 or 3 things wrong with that: Stem, Front wheel and Cranks.

For the cost of just 1 of those, you could've bought a frame that wasn't a Bianchi pista....

It's pretty anti, looks like a spares build

looks anti to me

Is the saddle broken?

http://affinitycycles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Affinity-Raekwon-Wu-Charity-bike-web.jpg
raekwon wu tang bag o' shite

^ heavy balls?

Is the saddle broken?

aren't these some triathlon nose down kinda saddles?

btw:
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/133136_532054760155319_1279056539_o.jpg

beloved of the bikes nob, that one.

trek y-foil?

Looks like it. Just searching trek y foil on google images is utter horror to me.

TM, I'm sure it's a great bike and everything but it looks straight out of Halfords.

Exactly, most BMX race bikes are ugly as sin. Including TM's intense (sorry) I would've expected TM to have a more aesthetically pleasing (possibly HHSB) BMX. Race bikes started to look all "wrong" post millenium when everything went aluminium.

Still, modern alu frames with traditional tubes look a zillion times better than the kooky curly wurly bikes;

Its not like I am a conventionalist either, the TNT hwa fong daddy is my favourite bmx frame of all time;

Looks like it. Just searching trek y foil on google images is utter horror to me.

yes, but I would

edit: fuck the brooks

http://imgur.com/bIf4S

Exactly, most BMX race bikes are ugly as sin. Including TM's intense (sorry) I would've expected TM to have a more aesthetically pleasing (possibly HHSB) BMX. Race bikes started to look all "wrong" post millenium when everything went aluminium.

Still, modern alu frames with traditional tubes look a zillion times better than the kooky curly wurly bikes;

Its not like I am a conventionalist either, the TNT hwa fong daddy is my favourite bmx frame of all time;

Yep race BMXs ain't pretty, I did kinda think the Intense was pretty slavey though (as far as BMXs go)

I also has an old Haro pro XL race bmx from my youth in the shed, but don't really trust it at my weight. When I get round to entering some old school races it'll get a pair of skyways...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MBK-Super-Record-Fixie-Retro-Bike-3T-Cane-Creek-Brev-M-/190771299683?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2c6adb0563